Today is my fake birthday!

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If you have been saving birthday wishes for me, December 13 is the day I have chosen to graciously accept these.  I ask that you offer no gifts and genuinely, honestly ask for nothing in return.

I have nothing in abundance!

5 thoughts on “Today is my fake birthday!

  1. But how will I pay the “love tax” that Facebook has invented? I owe $.0001 to 35 corporate interests who auctioned portions of my peripheral vision and have used the talents of countless math-savvy Millenials to design display ads in 100-pixel blocks. Damn you, sir! Privacy is theft.

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